Learn to speak Jamaican:
"Mi love chaklit cake with nuff icenin."
Translation: "I love chocolate cake with plenty of icing."
"Cuyah, she gwan lak she nice eee?"
Translation: "Look at that, she acts like she is so nice."
"Yuh nuh dun yet?"
Translation: "You have not finished yet?"
"Ello, mi can help yuh wid someting?"
Translation: "Hello, can I help you with something?"
"Gimme wan tall glass a wata please."
Translation: "Give me a tall glass of water please."
"Tanks fe de glass a ice wata."
Translation: "Thanks for the glass of ice water."